The scene opened up before a fake looking brick wall right next to EBWF Interviewer Josh Matthews, who was wearing a gray pinstripe suit, a white button up shirt and a light purple tie. He looked a tad uneasy. He leaned against the wall spoke in a soft voice, still the cameras were able to get what he was saying.
Josh Matthews: Are you sure about this?
A familiar voice emerged from behind the fake looking wall.
???: Who do you think I am, the Shock Master? Like I am going to screw this up.
Josh rolled his eyes.
Josh Matthews: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time...
???: No idiot! The paper I gave you.
Josh sighed and took out a crumbled piece of paper out of the chest pocket of his shirt... Laying eyes on it.
Josh Matthews: My fellow americans, well come to this very american Monday night, I hope you've enjoyed your weekend BBQs, I also hope you are getting ready for July 4th...
Josh turned his attention to the wall.
Josh Matthews: July 4th? There's still a whole month until...
???: Shut up and stick to what I told you!
Josh Matthews: Okay...
He took a deep breath.
Josh Matthews: My fellow compatriots! My guest at this time... Taking time off from nursing baby eagles back to health... AssSaw Ken Duggan.
Ken Duggan: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The fake looking wall was punched open and fake bricks flew all over the place... Sporting a fake beard and holding a wooden 2x4 over his right shoulder and an American flag , Ken Anderson walked through the hole he "opened" through the wall, MAKING SURE HE DIDN'T PULL A SHOCKMASTER AND FELL DOWN. Ken Duggan waved the flag, shouting out "USA! USA! USA!"
Josh Matthews: Ken...
Ken Duggan: Don't you interrupt me when I'm waving ma flag son! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Josh Matthews: Are you done?
Ken Duggan: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Done...
Josh Matthews: Ken, tonight you will be facing Shawn Daivari on the main event of the King of the Ring tournament...
Ken Duggan: King of the what? Americans don't need no kings, we elect our presidents! USA! USA! USA!
Josh Matthews: Err... What are your thoughts on tonight's match?
Ken Duggan: It's quite simple Josh! Tonight I will stomp a mudhole on my opponent Shawn Daivari... I'll clothesline him and Tackle him down once he gets up again! Then I will use this 2x4 and crack his head open!
Josh Matthews: I believe that would award Shawn Daivari the victory by Disqualification...
Ken Duggan: Who cares? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ken stopped for a moment and removed the funky beard, dropped the 2x4 and looked straight into the camera.
Mr. Anderson: Actually I do care... I really want to win this tournament and headline Summerslam for the second time in my career. Really, people gaining heat for being foreign and embracing their nationality got old after Yokozuna... Don't you see how high the EBWF fans are on KAIENTAI? I don't even think they have the time to realize Shawn Daivari was hired here. Wasn't Muhammad Hassan hired too or something? Did they care? Where is he right now? I'm sorry I don't pay attention to fellow superstars I consider dull, boring and one dimensional...
Josh Matthews: Alright, Shawn Daivari debuted this Friday on Total Recall in a losing effort against Bully Ray...
Mr. Anderson: See? I don't watch Total Recall matches because they don't concern me... So this guy has already scored a loss here and he pretends to go against me? Does he even speak English? Because I might be wasting time here, addressing matters that he's never going to understand... It would be safe to say Daivari is better off selling overprized electronics at a store than in a ring with me... But that would be racist right?
Josh Matthews: I believe so, yes.
Mr. Anderson: But I've already said it...
Ken shrugged.
Mr. Anderson: Anyhow... It's been a good few weeks since I last stepped on a ring... So I'm quite pumped about this match and about the whole King of the Ring tournament... As everyone else involved, I intend to win it! The difference between the whole 32 participants and yours truly? Well... Where would I begin? Maybe the fact that I recently rediscovered myself? Maybe the fact I am the INTER-CONTINENTAL-CHAM-PION? Maybe the fact I am the only one who has done something The Miz and Even Chris Jericho hasn't done: Pin AJ Styles? If that doesn't convince you, I'm not really sure anything else I say could... You just have to sit back, relax and watch me kick Daivari's ass all over the place... You know, this isn't a match about America Vs. Evil Afghanistan or wherever he hails from... This is a match involving two men, and whoever wants it more... That would be me again... Mr. Anderson.
Ken shrugged and walked out of the scene leaving Josh there, before sneaking up on him from behind.
Mr. Anderson: ANDERSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh Almost fell back as the scene faded to black.