Third thing the EBWF has taught me. Human beings have unlimited capacities. Only our fears impose the limits of how far we're able to go. It's the only logical explanation of my success and defeats throughout my short stay at the EBWF.
I've managed to come on top of my opponents several times, and those times where I haven't been able to beat them, it's been because my opponents have been pushed over the edge mentally to beat me, or because I've been blinded by cockyness and self-assuredness to view my opponent as an equal...
This week on warfare I am facing a legend of Wrestling, a WWE Hall of Famer and one tough Hell-Raiser, Beerk-drinker, Ass-Whopper, S.O.B. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
So far this is the most succesful superstar I've faced in the EBWF, that motivates me to walk out there on monday night and give it my best shot!
After all I am a big fan of Stone Cold Steve Austin! My dog is named after him, I can't deny it'll be an honor to step into the ring with the man who invented attitude, the man who takes nothing on nobody!
Don't get me wrong though! This doesn't mean tonight will be a walk in the park, I said I wanted to be like you... but I was a little kid back then. My true goal is to surpass you! It doesn't matter if you beat me tonight, it doesn't matter if you stun me after I win, on the long run I will be a better person, learning from both
I've managed to come on top of my opponents several times, and those times where I haven't been able to beat them, it's been because my opponents have been pushed over the edge mentally to beat me, or because I've been blinded by cockyness and self-assuredness to view my opponent as an equal...
This week on warfare I am facing a legend of Wrestling, a WWE Hall of Famer and one tough Hell-Raiser, Beerk-drinker, Ass-Whopper, S.O.B. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
So far this is the most succesful superstar I've faced in the EBWF, that motivates me to walk out there on monday night and give it my best shot!
After all I am a big fan of Stone Cold Steve Austin! My dog is named after him, I can't deny it'll be an honor to step into the ring with the man who invented attitude, the man who takes nothing on nobody!
Don't get me wrong though! This doesn't mean tonight will be a walk in the park, I said I wanted to be like you... but I was a little kid back then. My true goal is to surpass you! It doesn't matter if you beat me tonight, it doesn't matter if you stun me after I win, on the long run I will be a better person, learning from both
.:: Todd Grisham had contacted Mr. kennedy for a EBWF.net exclusive Interview, available on the EBWF's official website since Friday morning, it was probably taken at Aggression. The Camera Fades to black to show Todd Grisham wearing a dark blue suit, with a white shirt and a light blue tie. He's standing next to Ken Kennedy, who is wearing his usual wrestling gear: Green shorts, wristbands, kneepads, and black boots, obviously a piece of gum on his mouth. ::.
Todd Grisham: Ladies and Gentlemen at home, please welcome...
Goldust: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER KE-KEN-KEN-KENNEDYYYYY
.:: Ken turns his attention to the right side of the screen to reply to Goldust, who was not supposed to take part on the interview, but you know him already so why should I explain any details? ::.
Mr. Kennedy: Man I've got this, this is My Interview... do I interrupt you during your interviews?
Goldust: I've never been inter...
Mr. Kennedy: Shut up!
Goldust: Okay but I want to stop by MacDonald's after we're done!
Todd Grisham: ... Mr. Kennedy, you didn't have a match this week, but at Warfare you're going one on one against 'The Texas Rattlesnake' Stone Cold Steve Austin... Any thoughts?
Mr. Kennedy: That's some great News! Another big name to add to my hitlist...
Todd Grisham: Let me remind you that you've been questioned about not beating any big names, like in your match for the #1 contendorship for...
Mr. Kennedy: Shut up! I'm the one supposed to cut you off and not the other way around. I'm the one who is supposed to make you look like a fool! This will be another opportunity to show the EBWF fans I am the future of this Industry. Facing the past and the reason why WWE was big in the 90's. It's a match where the has-been and the gonna-be clash! Let me tell you that with my week off I am at 200% for this match!
Todd Grisham: how does it feel to face a Legend like Stone Cold?
Mr. Kennedy: Well, being the future of the sports entertainment doesn't come without a dosis of pressure you know? You know the life size collectible figures, not even Hogan has those! And the Fanclub with over a billion members, gossip on the tabloids. I'm used to the media talking about me all the time, about what I do, about what I say, about the matches I'm in...
Todd Grisham: Actually, few people know you're facing Austin on monday and I seriously doubt you're that much in the media...
Mr. Kennedy: Do I have to keep sutting you up? What's the point of you asking all these questions if you're cutting me off while I'm in the middle of an inspirational moment! This is it from now on I will not reply your questions!
On Monday night there will not be enough beer to make Stone Cold forget that he lost to the greatest superstar in the EBWF!
Todd Grisham: But what about Austin?
Mr. Kennedy: Austin? The only Austin I care about is my Fox Terrier Austin! And Stop Asking questions! I know Austin will probably say he'll open a Can of Ass-whoop on me at Warfare and the WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! Thing, then he might give me the finger and have a Budweiser, we've seen that right? It's natural Austin doesn't know who I am and what I've done, I doubt rednecks have internet... But he's a few days away from being introduced to MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Todd Grisham: Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, these are the thoughts of Mr. Kennedy on his upcoming...
Mr. Kennedy: ... KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:: Ken walks out of Scene right in front of Todd Grisham, while Goldust follows him chanting "Mac Donald's!" Repeated times. ::.
.:: It's Monday Evening, and Ken is already at the Rupp Arena, he has said goodbye to his Wife and Pup, who stayed at the hotel room, as Shawn isn't too much into watching her husband get beaten. Ken is already changed into his wrestling attire, his belongings are safely placed inside his bag, his cellphone turned off. His Wife has called a couple of times though:
Mr. Kennedy: Hey this is Ken Anderson, To leave a message wait for the beep...
Goldust: Then press '1' then press '7' , dial your name, then press '375829' extension 839...
Mr. Kennedy: GOLDUST!!!!!!
Shawn Chuckled softly, it was fun to marry the class clown, because at times like these she could forget how worried she was. ::.
Shawn Trebnick: Um... I I just wanted to call, I needed to hear your voice but you already must be focusing for tonight's match! Austin and I will watch the show, but he will bark when you're winning, because I couldn't stand seeing someone hit you! Whatever the outcome is I will always cheer for you and be proud of what you do... Kissed from MISSSSSUSSSS KENNEDY... Wow, I sound so unfunny.
.:: She hung up and smiled, patting the Fox Terrier on her lap softly, turning the TV on and praying for her husband. The EBWF Titantron lit up in the mean time, on a backstage area of the Arena, no one could be seen on screen but voices could be heard. Some arguing as if they were setting something up, Finally Ken appears on Screen and the crowd in the arena gets a mixed reaction, he's wearing his wrestling attire in red tonight, the gum as usual on his mouth. ::.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we have a special interview just for you! Here with me is the newest addition to the EBWF Roster... Stone Gold!
.:: The Crowd again gets a mixed reaction, but bursts out into laughter as Goldust appears on screen. He's wearing his usual attire with a Bald-head rubber helmet, a black vest with the skull and 3:16 on it, the back of his neck is colored in what looks like red lipstick. He gives Kennedy the finger and the crowd laughs again. ::.
Mr. Kennedy: What's it like to be a redneck!
Goldust: I don't give a damn about what it's like! In the end of the day, after opening a can of ass-whoop on some sumbitch and have some Goldy-weiser!
Mr. Kennedy: So you're a Garth Brooks Fan?
Goldust: What?!?!?!?! Of course I am Son! but let's talk about Raising hell tonight on your sorry ass not about my music taste.
Mr. Kennedy: I'm pretty confident I could Beat you... And Drink your beer afterwards, how do you feel about that Stone Gold?
Goldust: It pisses me off, and I will show you tonight! (Crowd: WHAT?)
Goldust: I will show you how much of a bad S.O.B I am! (Crowd: WHAT?)
Goldust: I will open a large can of ass-whoop on your peroxide ass!
Mr. Kennedy: Man you're just a Redneck!
Goldust: WHAT?!?!?!
Mr. Kennedy: You heard me! And you will have to take out the frustration of not beating me on your poor wife when you arrive home drunk tonight! I pity her and I would like to tell her, on national television that tonight it is better to stay at mom's because Stone Bald is pissed! but he will be even more pissed after I'm done with him!
Goldust: WHAT?!?!?!
Mr. Kennedy: You heard me!
Goldust: WHAT?!?!?!
Mr. Kennedy: Are you Daft?
Goldust: WHAT?!?!?!
Mr. Kennedy: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Goldust: WHAT?!?!?!
Mr. Kennedy: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Goldust: Hey That's My Line!!!!
Mr. Kennedy: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Goldust: You Stole it from me!!!!
Mr. Kennedy: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Goldust: Stop Doing that!
Mr. Kennedy: WHAT?!?!?!?!
.:: Stone Gold Sobbed and ran out of the room yelling, Ken looks straight at the camera and looked into the lens. Chewing his bubble gum and folding his arms. ::.
Mr. Kennedy: I don't care where you're from, I don't care if the spoilers of your thunderbird are made of wood, of if the metric system you used is based in lengthing stuff with beer cans, if you talk with a 'Dukes of Hazzard' Accent.
Mr. Kennedy: You're more than a Redneck, you're a Legend! And I am honored to go into that ring tonight with you tonight! if you say it's your ring I believe you! Man, I don't believe I'm being allowed to be in Stone Cold's Ring with the Legend!
.:: Ken Smirks to the camera and the scene fades. ::.