Tuesday, July 21, 2009

What's so Super about The Hurricane?

The world just gets worse everyday. Violence, war, poberty, lies, hatred and vices are on the increase. Where is the hope? Where is the love? Who will save us? Sadly, conformism has taught us not to stand against what we feel is wrong and do something about it. That is what heroes do, and I'm not talking about Superman, Batman or Mister Kennedy! I'm talking about people made of flesh and bones, people without superhuman strenght, without psichokinesis or the ability to fly. I'm talking about people who can make a difference by standing proud and tall for what they believe in. On my way towards the Intercontinental Championship I shall take down what I consider a myth, and it's the fact of Gregory Helms being a superhero. Not only he lacks what it takes to be a superhero physically, but mentally as well... The world deserves real heroes, not cloacked clowns who can't even save themselves!

.:: The Titantron lights up and the crowd cheers loudly. There's a full house to watch EBWF's Sacrifice Pay Per View live! The lights in the arena Dim and a pre-taped segment begins to play on the humongous screen. Black Background, nothing can be seen, but the sound of an old musical box can be heard echoing through the emptyness of what seems to be a room. The melody, full of melancholy and sorrow. Each note sounding more painful than the previous one, as if someone's life slowly faded away. The Musical box suddenly appears on screen, people's eyes at the arena and at home glued to the gloomy music, a Golden and black hand held the musical box open as a Familiar voice spoke. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: Super Heroes, Super powers, Secret Identities... all of those terms which are normally used by comic collectors and comic convention assistants who religiously watch TV shows like Star Trek, Movies like Harry Potter and Star Wars, attending the movies dressed as their favorite character and so on. Those people normally talk on those terms, but tonight I'm going to use those and show you there are Super Heroes, Super Powers, Secret Identities, and weaknesses. As you Already know, tonight I will be in that very ring going up against John Cena and The Hurrishurishaneysugary...what? God! I don't even know how he's called, but I hope you guys understand who I'm talking about.

.:: The Musical-box fades from the screen, the melody fades slightly, and Ken kennedy... already in his wrestling attire is seen sitting on a bench, facing the camera with his hands resting upon his knees, leaning forward and smirking confidently, the crowd gets another mixed reaction as his lips curve up in a defiant smile, before he begins to talk. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: Super Heroes... People who make other people happy, without hesitating for a single moment! A single mother with three children, who has three jobs to feed her kids, she doesn't mind sleeping with an empty stomach if that means her children would be fine! A Soldier in the middle of a war, armed with an M4 assault rifle... 90% of the times he has nothing against the people he kills, he does it because he's told that they're different, Fighitng for a whole country... THAT IS A SUPER HERO.

.:: Pausing softly, the Camera zooms in. Ken looks upwards as if thinking about his next idea, as if trying to recall something important. He nodded suddenly and looked at the Camera. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: Let me remind you what is NOT a Super Hero. Someone greedy! Someone who stands for his own cause! Someone who fights for himself! Someone like Shane Helms.

.:: Pausing again, a huge jeer from the crowd could be heard against Mr. Kennedy Eventhough he hasn't even began talking about Shane Helms. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: Shane Helms... I hope I get your name right, you seem more undecisive than Goldust about his sexual. Tendences...

Goldust: I Heard That!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Kennedy: Anyway, Someone so celf-centered cannot be labeled as a superhero, someone who has main evented WWE Heat and Velocity though most of his career along with a Fat SHIT (That's super hero in training right there) doesn't deserve to be labeled as a super hero! Superheroes are neat, tidy, tall, well built, handsome... how else can they get the girl after every episode? You're a lightweight! Your Hair! Disgusting! Why is it green anyway! Is it because everytime you have a running nose you wipe it up towards your head? And I bet you have totally no manners as well!

.:: Chuckling to Himself, he folds his arms and looks straight at the camera, the musical box can't be heard anymore ::.

Mr. Kennedy: As Superman with Kryptonite, I've noticed you too have a weakness. Shane Helms is weak when confronted by someone with TALENT and CHARISMA... I'm not sure you've had the pleasure yet, but I will introduce you formally right now.

.:: Ken rises his right fist and smirks at the camera saying "Talent", he rises his left fist and nods a couple of times "Charisma". ::.

Mr. Kennedy: You will surelly meet them tonight Poser... As the only one who is Super here is...
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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYY



...Kennedy.

.:: The titantron shuts off with Ken staring right at the camera, his look evocates focus, intensity, thirst for success and something that in the world of wrestling is completely priceless... ruthless aggression. ::.