Saturday, July 18, 2009

Time for Warfare!

After Bailing Goldust out from the local police station for Assaulting 'The Miss' Mr. Kennedy went to bed with a lot on his head. First of all, he would order Michael's Birthday Present in the morning, he had planned to buy him a Green Bay Packers Jersey for children, as well as a plushie football. Later on he'd go against The Miz and Teddy Hart on a triple threat match. He was definitely going for the win, it was either Pin or getting DQ'ed but his shoulders would never touch the match for more than two seconds at Warfare. On his Mind, the challenge of the Big Show, that 500 pound Burger vacuum machine didn't deserve to be in the same ring with someone as Fit as Mr. Kennedy, he thought that by putting Goldust before him and have him face Big Show he'd have a laugh and teach Goldust a lesson about interfering on other people's Matches.

.:: Goldust walked towards Ken Kennedy's Hotel room, closely followed by the EBWF Camera crew. Wearing his classical black and gold outfit, his trademark facial paint and his golden barbie hair wig. He stops in front of a door and turns around to indicate the Camera Crew to be silent. Goldust opens the door of the room, the camera turns night vision mode on and they walk inside the hotel room. Inside Ken Kennedy was sleeping comfortable on a king size bed, Goldust stands before him, beginning to speak in his gloomy voice. ::.

Goldust: This is the true story... of three strangers... picked to be in a ring...fight each other and have their match taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real...The Real World... of the EBWF!

Mr. Kennedy: Man, I want to sleep! I was up yesterday until late!

.:: Goldust Jumps on the bed and makes Ken Jump out of it, he was wearing his Green Bay Packers Pajamas, he looks disgusted and golds his arms at Goldust, who gets under the sheets of the bed. Ken walks over to turn the lights of the room on ::.

Goldust: it's almost time for you Match Ken, you've been sleeping all day!

Mr. Kennedy: In that Case thanks for waking me up, I would've missed the show! I had to do something today though.

Goldust: The gift you ordered from the Green bay Packers official site is already here, I received it this morning, it's on the table over there.

.:: Ken looks over towards the table seeing the plushie and the Tee for Michael ::.

Mr. Kennedy: Wow, thanks! Seriously, I thought I screwed up badly with Michael's Present... Anyway any new information on my match tonight?

Goldust: It turns out the Miz is this guy who has been in a lot of reality shows... so I thought better tell you... after last night's misunderstandment.

Mr. Kennedy: So not only I'm even facing a lazy loser who gets by using Owen and the Hitman's last name, but also I'm facing the queen of reality shows! Is there no quality check for matches after they have been announced? Seriously this match is interesting only because I'm participating, otherwise the Ratings of Warfare would fall below the ground.
Seriously... who organizes these matches? I mean, Goldust Versus Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisteeeeeeeeeeeer Keeeeeeeeeennedyyyyyyyyyyyyy..... would be a lot better.

Goldust: Yeah!!!! Pillow Fight!!!!!!!

.:: Goldust Tosses the Pillows on the bed at Ken Kennedy, who just ignores them and walks into the bathroom as the scene fades to black. After a brief Commercial Break the EBWF cameras are already in the Blue cross Arena, in Rochester, NY. The titantron lights up showing Mr. Kennedy, who is somewhere in the back with a microphone on his right hand, he is already changed into his wrestling attire, white wrist bands, green shorts, black boots. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: For those of you who don't know me I usually go by the name... MIIIIIIIISTEEEER KEEEEEENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. And tonight I open up Monday Night Warfare against two nobodies. Nobody #1, a loser who thinks he's going to be somebody just because he shares his last name with someone who was actually somebody, I'm talking about EBWF Legend Bret The Hitman Hart! Teddy Hart... the black sheep of the Hart Family? Or Maybe the Pink Sheep... I mean, why in the blue hell will you pick Teddy for a name, very masculine Theodore. You being part of the Hart Family is not a threat to me, it's more an insult to the Hart Family.

Jim Ross: It's good to know that Mr. Kennedy has respect for at least some legends!

Jerry Lawrer: I love Mr. Kennedy JR!!!!

Nobody Number two... The queen of the reality shows! get ready, because reality will slam you against the mat after you meet me! This is reality, me... destroying you two at Warfare, taking another step on my search for gold...

Jim Ross: That's Goldust!

Jerry Lawrer: What a Freak JR. I hope he's not ringside later on.

Jim Ross: Being Mr. Kennedy's manager is just Logical he'd be ringside

Jerry Lawrer: why would someone like Mr. Kennedy want a manager like Goldust?

Goldust: I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

Mr. Kennedy: Shut it Nobody Number three!!!!

Goldust: ssssssssssssssssssssssss.... I can't control it, you said gooooooooooold.

Mr. Kennedy: One last thing. Big Show, how dare you challenge me? What have you won? What do you have to offer? Do you think you got what it takes to get in the ring with MIIIIIIIIIIIISTER KEEEEEEEEENEDY? Well obviously you're so dumb you do... If you want to be part of my demonstrations at EBWF on how to kick some derriere you need to earn it. I was thinking about a Hot dog eating competition, but you'd probably beat me to it... then I thought, a Burp contest... Yeah! Nice idea to face someone who has scottish pipes for stomachs, because you have four stomachs right? Then I thought the most obvious way this could be settled was in the ring...

Jerry Lawrer: Is that a Yes to his Challenge?

Goldust: Yes... THE RING!!!!

Mr. Kennedy: You'll Be taught a Lesson!!!!

Jim Ross: it seems to me... Yes!

Goldust: Yes... A LESSON!!!!

Mr. Kennedy: You'll Never mess with me again!

Goldust: Yes, you'll Never mess with him again!

Mr. Kennedy: I'll accept your challenge if you go in that very ring next week...

Goldust: Yes... THAT VERY RING!

Mr. Kennedy: And manage to beat Goldust in a match.

Goldust: Yes... GOLD..WHA-WHA-WHAT-WHAT??????????????

Jerry Lawrer: Oh No! Look at Goldust's face Hahah!

Jim Ross: Mr. Kennedy Somehow accepted the Challenge of The big Show... we will see if Goldust and him go one on one in the near future.

Jerry Lawrer: This is gonna be great Jr!

Mr. Kennedy: As for the Nobodies, they are in for a display of unnatural talent, sportsmanship and beauty when you fall victims to MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



...Kennedy!

.:: Ken tosses the mic and walks away from the camera, leaving Goldust still stuttering with the shocking news for the Big Show as the scene Fades. ::.