Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Special Delivery for Brian Kendrick

Days since Sacrifice have gone by rather peacefully, with Ken's nerve being significally lowered down by laying low. That didn't mean Ken's work out routine changed. He was more focused than ever! Doubling up the gym time on his schedule he felt ready to go. A Thursday night of Agression was in store for Brian Kendrick.
He hasn't contacted Goldust throughout the week, he felt he needed time to be alone. That night he arrived early to the arena, as he had an interview scheduled.

.:: Ken was sitting on his locker room, looking at his reflection on the mirror while tieing his wristbands tightly. He smiled confidently to himself and headed out of his locker room. He looked around until he found Todd Grisham. ::.

Todd Grisham: wow! You're the first superstar to arrive early in an interview, it's usually me chasing them, just to get bad mouthed.

Mr. Kennedy: What can I say? Earliness is a virtue, also I'm eager to deliver my thoughts to the world.

Todd Grisham: Okay rolling! Welcome to agression I'm here with Mr.....

.:: Ken snaps the microphone from Todd'wls hand and puts it closer to his mouth. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEER KENNEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Todd Grisham: I think we're better with two microphones...

Mr. Kennedy: ... Kennedy.

Todd Grisham: Okay Mr. Kennedy, first of all, how are you doing?

Mr. Kennedy: I feel great Todd, full of energy for tonight's match!

Todd Grisham: Brian Kendrick, any thoughts on him?

Mr. Kennedy: I feel sorry for him... He's the one who will pay for my misfortune at Sacrifice! He will be delighted by my display of talent on my aggression debut. You know I didn't understand why I haven't been booked for a match before at Agression, after all Agression is what I'm all about! That is what Kendrick will witness tonight!

Todd Grisham: any thoughts on FedEx?

Mr. Kennedy: hate them! They are never on time and they've screwed up my packages lots of times! I'd rather deliver my packages by bicycle and my mail by messenger pidgeons !

Todd Grisham: I mean FedEx: Chris Jericho, Lance Storm, Brian Kendrick and Paul London.

Mr. Kennedy: oh! Nothing against them... You see they haven'tessed with me... I won't mess with them, they have nothing I can be remotedly interested in... Let's just say tonight's match is a mere casualty and I've got bigger fish to fr...

Officer: Excuse me, Ken Anderson?

Mr. Kennedy:yes officer, how can I help you?

.:: The officer quickly cuffed Ken's hands. ::.

Officer: You're under arrest for vandalism against FedEx

Mr. Kennedy: What? You must be mistaken sir!

Officer: You must come with me to the station... We have evidence that you were involved in the vandalization of FedEx's locker room at Sacrifice.

Mr. Kennedy: you're wrong! I'm innocent! I can't he arrested! I got a match tonight!

.:: Ken is taken by force into a patrol car which drives off as the scene fades. ::.

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