Saturday, July 11, 2009

Million Dollar Punishment!

After a pleasant night, Ken is more than ready to address the EBWF Fans. Last night, whilst playing a prank to Ted DiBiase he had an appealing idea. He wanted to impress, he wanted to leave a mark, he wanted to be a legend. After all, a man with such abilities couldn't have other destiny than joining the elite of the EBWF. At his debut, Ken must make sure that people backstage, fans attending the event, and at home think about one thing, and one thing only: about how lucky they are, not being in Ted DiBiase's shoes. He'll make sure nobody forgets his debut!

.:: Ken Kennedy is spotted by the EBWF cameras in the backstage area. Already wearing his wrestling attire, consisting of black boots, white wristsbands and green shorts. He walks into his locker room and smiles pleasantly; Inside it sure showed that Goldust has put effort on his locker room, which had a 40'' LCD Sony Bravia, a BD Player, Videogame consoles, a comfortable couch, and a wooden wardrobe, it seemed that the freak was really looking to be his Manager. The word manager was too big for such a clown, but Ken figured he'd keep him around just for things like these! Heading over towards the bathroom, making sure Goldust wasn't inside, he was definitely not in the mood for one of his bizarre appearances. Gladly, the bathroom was empty. He washed his hands and his face, gazing at his own reflection on the mirror. He walked out of the bathroom and smiled widely after seeing a briefcase on top of the couch, taking it by the handle he walked out of his locker room. Walking past staff members and other people he seems pretty much undistracted and determined. He walks past Maria Kanellis who smiles as their eyes meet, Kennedy nods politedly (and Kinda Shyly). A few feet away he turns his head to watch the girl, smiling again to himself like a goof. ::.

Jerry Lawrer: Oh My God! It's Mr. Kennedy!!!! Guess he has already one of many reasons about why the EBWF is the best, you gotta love Maria, she's drop dead gorgeous JR!!!!!!!

Jim Ross: He is one of the most interesting prospects of the wrestling industry, it's great that the EBWF offered him a contract. Tonight at Warfare this man will go one on one against Ted DiBiase Jr. in a match where two young athletes will find out who the greatest is!

Jerry Lawrer: I can't wait to see him on the ring!

Jim Ross: You won't have to wait King, he's on his way to the ring!

Jerry Lawrer: Is That Goldust standing by the Ring?

Jim Ross: Yes King, that's Goldust himself.

.:: "Turn up the trouble" hits over the PA System resulting in a mixed reaction by the fans. Ken Kennedy walks down the ramp. Still with the briefcase on his hand, he taunts a few fans on the way down. Halfway down the ramp Kennedy Freezes completely, his eyes widen as he sees Goldust standing in the ring, with a Microphone on his hand, unusually wearing a suit. ::.

Goldust: On The way To the Ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 240 Pounds and standing 6''2, Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisteeeeerrrrrrrrr, K-KE-KEKEKEKE-KEKEKEKEKEEKEKEEEE-KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

.:: By the time Goldust was done with the odd introduction to Ken, he was already inside the ring, in front of Goldust. Taking the microphone rudely from his hand and inducting him to leave the ring, they argue for a bit and finally Goldust walks out of the ring. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is probably the biggest night in the history of the EBWF. You're about to witness the beginning of a new era in sports entertainment. Today will go down in the history of this industry, as the day the biggest superstar ever made his EBWF debut. If you don't know me, you must have been hiding under a rock for the past three years... Without any Further Delay...

I weight
240 pounds, I hail from Green Bay Wisconsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiister Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennedyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... Kennedy

.:: Again a mixed reaction by the crowd, some of them responding at the wisconsin hero, some others booing at him. ::.

Mr. Kennedy: Me, Ted DiBiase Jr., this ring, Warfare, need I say More? The man is lucky, he gets the very best seat in the house to watch me perform. You too, will be able to see a display of charisma, strength, speed, eagerness, intelligence and sportsmanship when Ted DiBiase and I get in this ring.
I'm a little concerned about the fact there's a match before mine that might damage the ring, when the World's Fattest man and Big Slow meet up! Let's hope the place stays together if either of them attempts heavy moves! Anyway, what really matters is that you, good people from Wisconsin are in for a treat tonight, when I come up here later on and show the world what Wisconsin men are made of!
My opponent, the son of the Million Dollar man. And I've wondered, eversince the match was announced if Junior will follow daddy's footsteps on being a looser and a tag team division mediocre participant. Will he buy a stable, reputation, hire Virgil's son perhaps?
It's time to wake up and Smell the coffee Ted, you might be the Million Dollar man Jr., you might have more money that all of the people backstage together.... But you cannot buy skills, you cannot buy charisma, you cannot buy talent!

As a matter of fact, I've brought a present for Junior tonight, I'll make sure he receives it after the match... just a small souvenir, to remember where he comes from, where he's headed and of course, the terrible destiny he's chained too, he will be chained too, literally! If he loses his match.

.:: Ken Kennedy leaves the microphone on the floor as he kneels to open the briefcase, he rises to his feet holding the Million Dollar Belt which used to belong to his father. ::.

Jerry Lawrer: Oh my God JR! Where did he got that?

Jim Ross: I don't know King, but what I do Know is that he's trying to mess with Ted DiBiase's head.

Mr. Kennedy: You will meet your destiny in this very ring, when you face me! I will make sure you're pretty much Locked down to your destiny by the time our match ends! You're condemned to be a nobody, just like your father! This belt is meant to be yours, forever and ever!

Jerry Lawrer: How dare he speak like that about a WWE Legend like the Million Dollar Man?

Jim Ross: It's easy to be stubborn and disrespectful when you're egocentrical, stubborn and careless King.

Jerry Lawrer: I just hope he can back his harsh words with some moves JR. I'm pretty sure DiBiase is not happy by having Mr. Kennedy insult his family.

Jim Ross: True that King, remember the DiBiase have been a wrestling family for three generations!

Mr. Kennedy: This Kennedy Declares that at his debut he will get the 1-2-3 against Ted DiBiase to kickstart the Kennedy Administration! I'm here to take the EBWF to a whole new Level... that's as sure as my name is MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
KENNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDY

Jerry Lawrer: Kennedy Administration? I've always wondered what Mr. Kennedy is on.

Jim Ross: certainly whatever Mr. Kennedy is up to, I bet my hat it's an ambitious project.

Mr. Kennedy: ...Kennedy. Oh and Wes Ikeda, I would be delighted if you have a classical mic installed for me.

.:: Kennedy's Music hits over the PA System for the second time in the night. Placing the belt back in the suitcase Ken walked out of the ring followed by a Skipping Goldust, who tried to catch up with him. ::.